honestly i feel like my life’s calling might just be to screencap excellent subtitle choices
Ron! You redacted all the information!
“We brought back dinosaurs. Suck it, Eagleton.”
AU MEME → JURASSIC PARKS & REC → for myself
like i guess some people got married or something????? i wasn’t paying attention because of DJ ROOMBA IN THE HOUSE

do you ever just feel like you need to listen to ron swanson giggle over and over again?
I’m going to go vote. Just fulfill lifelong dream of mine and achieve one of my all-time happiest moments. Real quick. And then we will talk about it. // Wait, wait. I need to remember this. Wait, just hold on. I need to remember this. I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is at this exact moment.