February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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The beginnings of “Edge of Seventeen” and “Bootylicious” sound quite similar to me and every time one of them comes up on my ipod, it’s a tense few seconds until the vocals start and I know which one it is.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I feel p sure that if I had to drag my Oscar to all the after-parties, I would have accidentally left it on a table while I was busy drinking champagne.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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SCORSESE
Feb 27th
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Melissa McCarthy did a lot more than poop in a sink
Feb 27th
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If only you could rewind the whole evening, Billy
Feb 27th
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People Who Have Been Funnier than Billy Crystal...
Everyone
Feb 27th
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viola is a great actress i tell you what
offbeatorbit: #you know damn well that shit wasn’t funny
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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“You’re only two years older than me, darling. Where have you been all my...”
– Christopher Plummer
Feb 27th
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Christopher Plummer winning is perhaps the only win I really care about tonight.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I would like to thank everyone who has been born or will be born, and if I’ve forgotten anybody, you know who you are.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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claviculars: Hugo sweep = very drunk Bridesmaids ladies.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Brad, get a haircut
Feb 27th
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I’m taking personal offense to the fact that Elizabeth McGovern seems to be doing something else this evening.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I’m pretty sure The AP Lady thinks Leslie Mann is Kristen Wiig. And she is interviewing her as though she is Kristen. AND I AM DYING.
Feb 26th
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AP Lady: Why'd you pick it?
The Cloons: Because I needed a tuxedo....to wear.
Feb 26th
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“Why did you pick it?” is the dumbest question to ask a woman about her dress.  “I picked it because I thought it was hideous and wanted to mess with everyone.” “I picked it because I wanted to cut off my circulation and have trouble breathing all night.” “I picked it because the color was really unflattering to my skin tone” 
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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AP Lady: Why did you pick this Elie Saab dress? It's beautiful.
Berenice Bejo: (looking incredulous) Because it's beautiful. I wouldn't wear it if...you know.
Feb 26th
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So Ellie Kemper just spit on the AP red carpet lady by accident. That’s all I ever ask from any red carpet interview
Feb 26th
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